I spoke with my Uncle Ben yesterday. He was so stiff with me that I had to hold a mirror under his nose to see if he was breathing. Whatever. Zero love lost. It all boils down to this: I…
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Dad’s Gone Over
You think you know a person… After the Benny Beat Down, I slunk home under the cover of nothing to find my house in utter disarray. My mom was screaming from behind the safety of her tears at my sister…
Tagged with: Benny the Hun, Clare, Dad, Mom, Uncle Ben, Violence
Posted in Church, Misadventure, Parents
Posted in Church, Misadventure, Parents
My Love for Clare vs My Desire to Destroy Benny the Hun, Part 2, Suckers
First off, I would like to apologize to Clare. I think she’s completely right. My desire to jump on Benny the Hun’s head was completely for my own fulfillment, and seeing as she feels worse about things now than she…
Tagged with: Benny the Hun, Church, Clare, Dad, Mom, Violence
Posted in Church, Misadventure, Parents
Posted in Church, Misadventure, Parents
I Am Screwed and I Don’t Really Care
I’ve got a shrink that I go to. I’ve gone through several of them, and mostly I just hate their stinking guts and don’t bother going back, but eventually dear old dad will have a conniption and find me a…
Things That Are Supposed To Be Good Are Just Embarrassing
I don’t understand how all these older people get all stupid and glassy-eyed when they think about their so-called ‘glory days’ and call this shit the best times of their lives. Man, if that is true, then they are a…
Hell Is For Children 