It’s fucking crazy to think that sending a guy like ME to an old folks’ home is going to do ANYBODY any good at ALL. My court appearance went off without a hitch. Processed like meat, cleansed of disease, stamped…
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Dad’s Gone Over
You think you know a person… After the Benny Beat Down, I slunk home under the cover of nothing to find my house in utter disarray. My mom was screaming from behind the safety of her tears at my sister…
Tagged with: Benny the Hun, Clare, Dad, Mom, Uncle Ben, Violence
Posted in Church, Misadventure, Parents
Posted in Church, Misadventure, Parents
Playing With Fire
I have a lot of balls in the air. Yesterday I heard from my miserable Uncle Ben regarding my retarded legal struggles. The police, on the strength of this blog, are going to go ahead and try me in A…
Tagged with: Acid, Johnson, Mom, Mr. Hanson, Sugarbear, Uncle Ben
Posted in Drugs, Misadventure, Parents, Teachers
Posted in Drugs, Misadventure, Parents, Teachers
I have Always Been a Turd
I don’t know how I do it, but it seems that I summon nasty emotions in even the most balanced of people. Soon I will be Public Enemy Number One, and it will feel so satisfying to finally be good…
Hell Is For Children 