One of the more bizarre ironies of living in a culture built on fear is how surprised you find yourself when the worst of those fears is realized. Seems fucking nutty. Either we never truly expected our fears to scuttle…
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The Way-Fucked Circle of Life
It’s fucking crazy to think that sending a guy like ME to an old folks’ home is going to do ANYBODY any good at ALL. My court appearance went off without a hitch. Processed like meat, cleansed of disease, stamped…
Dormant Past, Vegetable Future
I spoke with my Uncle Ben yesterday. He was so stiff with me that I had to hold a mirror under his nose to see if he was breathing. Whatever. Zero love lost. It all boils down to this: I…
Dad’s Gone Over
You think you know a person… After the Benny Beat Down, I slunk home under the cover of nothing to find my house in utter disarray. My mom was screaming from behind the safety of her tears at my sister…
Tagged with: Benny the Hun, Clare, Dad, Mom, Uncle Ben, Violence
Posted in Church, Misadventure, Parents
Posted in Church, Misadventure, Parents
My Love for Clare vs My Desire to Destroy Benny the Hun, Part 2, Suckers
First off, I would like to apologize to Clare. I think she’s completely right. My desire to jump on Benny the Hun’s head was completely for my own fulfillment, and seeing as she feels worse about things now than she…
Tagged with: Benny the Hun, Church, Clare, Dad, Mom, Violence
Posted in Church, Misadventure, Parents
Posted in Church, Misadventure, Parents
Hell Is For Children 