You think you know a person… After the Benny Beat Down, I slunk home under the cover of nothing to find my house in utter disarray. My mom was screaming from behind the safety of her tears at my sister…
Monthly Archives: June 2008
Dad’s Gone Over
Tagged with: Benny the Hun, Clare, Dad, Mom, Uncle Ben, Violence
Posted in Church, Misadventure, Parents
Posted in Church, Misadventure, Parents
My Love for Clare vs My Desire to Destroy Benny the Hun, Part 2, Suckers
First off, I would like to apologize to Clare. I think she’s completely right. My desire to jump on Benny the Hun’s head was completely for my own fulfillment, and seeing as she feels worse about things now than she…
Tagged with: Benny the Hun, Church, Clare, Dad, Mom, Violence
Posted in Church, Misadventure, Parents
Posted in Church, Misadventure, Parents
My Love for Clare vs My Desire to Destroy Benny the Hun, Part 1
My sister Clare is a being of light. Her face is small, and her slight hands are taxed with the continuous chore of smoothing her dark mane of hair. You could thread the eye of a needle with her ego,…
Don’t Come Crawling
Why hello, Camile. I didn’t expect to see you back so soon. But first: last Saturday morning Handsome Hanson made a return appearance. He shocked the shit out of me by saying it looks like I’m going to graduate. He…
Poor Little Fellah
Perspective has to be one of the most flexible materials in the known universe. I thought I knew myself. I don’t. I thought I was aware of the world. I’m not. The stars are expanding with a silent malignancy that’s…
Tagged with: Acid, Coach Brody, Golf, Johnson, Mr. Hanson, Sugarbear
Posted in Drugs, Golf, Misadventure, Teachers
Posted in Drugs, Golf, Misadventure, Teachers
Hell Is For Children 