The next day, upon my return to the old folks home, I was immediately accosted by the unassailable frumpiness of Debora Fanning. Her dark eyes flashed upon my graceful and sweeping entrance through the front doors of this palace of…
Yearly Archives: 2008
Dissolution of the Senses
Tagged with: Benji, Big Bill, Charlie Murphy, Debora Fanning, Drugs, nanowrimo08, Old Folks Home, PARANOIA, Sugarbear
Posted in Drugs, Misadventure, Work
Posted in Drugs, Misadventure, Work
Charlie Can’t Feel His Face
Debora Fanning runs the old folks home with the discriminating hand of a curator. Her face is often serenely blank with sparse robotic emotion pulling back the corners of her lips only sporadically, and while she is not at all…
Tagged with: Big Bill, Charlie Murphy, Debora Fanning, Dr. Douchenheimer, Drugs, nanowrimo08, Old Folks Home, Sugarbear
Posted in Drugs, Misadventure, Work
Posted in Drugs, Misadventure, Work
Pendel the Great and Terrible Finds Gainful Employment
One of the more bizarre ironies of living in a culture built on fear is how surprised you find yourself when the worst of those fears is realized. Seems fucking nutty. Either we never truly expected our fears to scuttle…
I Am of the Dregs, Part 3: Where Pendel Exits the Dregs
This was mostly written when life was normal. I wasn’t going to post it, but I wasted a huge fucking amount of time on this trash, so you might as well get to see. It’s sloppy as hell cause I’m…
Tagged with: Dougy the Rhino, Eric Grassman, Mrs. Conway, School, Sugarbear, Teachers, Violence
Posted in Misadventure, Teachers
Posted in Misadventure, Teachers
I Know Your Secret Heart
We haven’t talked about my man Hanson for some time, right? The mustached inevitability of this fool in my life has seemed of late to be bottomless, and at times I forget to even be annoyed with him. But there…
Hell Is For Children 